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Humor & Satire — Funny, sexy tales
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Marcie and Gina read CHYOA by Gambio
it's all in the bloody title for fucks sake
- 3,078 Likes
- 317,617 Views
- 13 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 1st Person, Female
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Secret Season by therealzombra
A group of gals meet when they all are put on a Community Service project to clean up trash in the woods. After a wild and sexy encounter with an insatiable wendigo, the gang realize that there might be more to Pleaseville that meets the eye. And thus, the Secret Club is formed...
- 352 Likes
- 37,023 Views
- 20 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 3rd Person, Both
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Evolution of A Patriot by ManRayMansker
Shane White a 26 year old conservative podcaster has his life begin shifting around him as he embraces new trends in the Red Pill universe.
- 11 Likes
- 4,239 Views
- 10 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 1st Person, Male
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Those Snooping Brats by Gray Gremlin
Jake Magnum and Phineas Farris are the worst nightmares for petty hoodlums, weirdo criminals, and the Edgewater Police Department.
- 767 Likes
- 23,129 Views
- 27 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 3rd Person, Male
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Ich bin keine Schlampe, aber... by JackTheWolf
In einigen Teilen habe ich mich selbst wiedergefunden. Es war herrlich zu lesen, dass ich nicht die einzige Schlampe auf Erden bin - Badbabsi
- 99 Likes
- 4,180 Views
- 18 Chapters Deep
- German
- Humor & Satire
- 1st Person, Female
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Evil and Intimidating Horse vs Awesome Lesbian Couple by elliote5
You are an evil and intimidating horse, and there's nothing you hate more than awesome lesbian couples.
- 16 Likes
- 1,119 Views
- 2 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 2nd Person, Male
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Absent Minded Spy by augy6666
Arnold is a average geek who is the nephew of James Bond.
- 5 Likes
- 24,975 Views
- 8 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 3rd Person, Male
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Malpractice by ThePinkPiccolo
Dr Engels operates his medical practice a long way past the fringes of the law, carrying out whatever procedures he feels like at the time aided and abetted by his faithful nurse.
- 54 Likes
- 6,037 Views
- 8 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 3rd Person, Both
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Zofia sees everything by dirianmyre
Synopsis: The Chronicles of Sułoszow ?? In the golden, crop-rich village of Sułoszow, a series of hilarious and slightly "exposing" events unfolds through the lens of Zofia, a witty 25-year-old with a penchant for mischievous photography. The saga begins on the 20th birthday of her neighbor, Wawrzyniec, who is left in the care of Zofia's energetic mother, Grażyna, while his own mother travels to Switzerland. The story follows these key chapters of village life: The Birthday Bath: Grażyna performs a "traditional" cleansing of Wawrzyniec, hosing him down inside a hollow, cylindrical haystack mold. The resulting spectacle leads to Zofia and Grażyna mocking Wawrzyniec's "male appendages," which they humorously liken to a tiny, 8 cm toy elephant. The Scale of Things: Zofia documents the comparison in her diary, "I see everything," using a toy elephant to non-explicitly illustrate the modest scale of what they witnessed during the bath. The Alien Invasion: The plot thickens when Zofia discovers a group of tiny, extraterrestrial-looking figures on her farm table, originating from a neighbor’s farm. These include neon-colored beings with four pairs of ribs and translucent, jelly-based entities. The "Little Mouse" Confession: A humiliated Wawrzyniec confesses to Zofia that he felt like a " mouse" in her presence during the bath. Zofia immediately seizes this as a new nickname, documenting his defeat with a selfie titled "Selfie with the Little Mouse". The Masculinity Duel: Another villager, Marek, attempts to defend Wawrzyniec’s honor by accusing the women of treating him as "spoils of conquest". He challenges Zofia to a tractor race to prove his bravery, only to be left in the dust by her superior driving skills. The Cornfield Interrogation: The story reaches a peak as Wawrzyniec tries to hide in the cornfields, only to be tracked down by Zofia and her "Intergalactic Council" of tiny aliens for a final, hilarious interrogation. Through diaries and social media spats, the story explores themes of village power dynamics, the perils of being a "submissive" neighbor, and the absolute dominance of Zofia’s camera.
- 2 Likes
- 364 Views
- 1 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 1st Person, Female